Welcome to Lucas's Brain. Funny stuff, interesting stuff, from time to time serious stuff.
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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
DC School Declares May 25th “Trayvon Martin Day”
“In an effort to better educate students and their parents about race relations and social injustice, a D.C. elementary school has declared Friday Trayvon Martin Day.”
I will give you, this is at Malcolm X Elementary School so I’m not totally surprised.
But they are doing things like handing out Arizona Ice Tea and Skittles to students (and parents) who participate
Idk, I guess I’m a jaded racist asshole or something.
Not sure which is cooler
The fact that we’ve had the first successful private space mission to dock with the ISS…
Or the fact that they brought Scotty’s ashes with them
Oh hey look, it’s your entire childhood scribbled on a desk
(via redbeardedpanda)
This is dedicated to Todd and the splendiferous week he’s been having at work.
(via adorkacub)
Chorus works at least
